"When a company gets stagnant, it dies. At Dunder Mifflin Infinity, we don't want to die. Ever."
Are the writers still on strike? Yes, they are...And until their issues are resolved, I am growing restless for new episodes of The Office. Anyone else feel the same? Well, now there is something you can do while the writers are away and still get your office fix....kind of...
Join me at Dunder Mifflin Infinity - Omaha, NE!
Why Omaha? Why not? I grew up near Omaha, in Lincoln, NE, but currently live in Napa, CA. And like the Counting Crows sang, "Omaha....somewhere in the middle of America...it's the heart that matters more." Why Omaha? It's the meeting place, right in the middle! Yeah!So, "Tell me more," you say. I have you intrigued? "What is there to do at Dunder Mifflin Infinity?"
Well, honestly, I'm probably not the best person to ask, but when has that ever stopped Michael Scott from answering? So, taking my cue from Mr. Michael Scott, I'll pipe in:
1) You can earn ShruteBucks!!! While, ShruteBucks are fairly worthless, as pointed out by Jim, you can earn them to pimp out your virtual desk. (Mine's empty right now, still working on the buying virtual things....)
"Diligent and hard-working employees will be rewarded in SchruteBucks, which can be spent on decorating their Virtual Desks, as well as with exclusive content (video, photos and downloads), official merchandise from the NBC Store, items featured in actual episodes of "The Office", and much, much more!"2)Complete fun or pointless (or both) tasks to network with other branch employees or give your creativity a kick in the behind...
3)Climb your way up the corporate ladder...I'm tired of being a temp!
Warehouse Employee 1300
Customer Relations Specialist 2000
Quality Assurance Specialist 2600
Supplier Relations Specialist 3400
Warehouse Foreman 6500
Human Resources Manager 8000
Assistant Regional Manager 10000
Regional Manager Appointed
I know you want to...don't ya? Check it all out, here.
P.S. It's really hard to convey sarcasm on line, so just throw in some funky gestures and eye-rolling every other line:)
P.S.S. Oh! and if you do join, tell 'em I sent ya!